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38-year-old Pennsylvania man went on 4 interviews for a dishwasher position, the owner didn’t hire him because β€œhe lacked essential dish-washing skills”

38-year-old Mark Russo, a Pennsylvania native used to be a truck driver until one terrible night he got into a crash, suffered a concussion, and had to have his right ass cheek amputated.

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Lions, Tigers, and Bears keep waltzing into this McDonald’s location in Washington. The manager expects her employees to fight them off while tending to the grill.

This local McDonald’s doesn’t have a pest problem; instead, they have an β€œexotic pet” problem. Ferocious wildlife animals have been entering this restaurant on 39th street for three
weeks, chanting, β€œTwo legs bad, four legs good.”

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