This dirty bitch named Faye eats lollipops for breakfast
every damn day
She started talking to me telling me some sad ass cry baby story about her childhood
Eating lollipops, living in a house that wants to eat her alive, sleeping with household pets like rats and roaches. And I
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38-year-old Mark Russo, a Pennsylvania native used to be a truck driver until one terrible night he got into a crash, suffered a concussion, and had to have his right ass cheek amputated.
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This local McDonald’s doesn’t have a pest problem; instead, they have an “exotic pet” problem. Ferocious wildlife animals have been entering this restaurant on 39th street for three
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weeks, chanting, “Two legs bad, four legs good.”
I think the sun’s rays may be healing me.
If you’ve read my “About Me” section you should know that I live in New York City, but if you didn’t have a chance to read it or this is your first time here, you know now. I live in a very boring, quiet, and residential area of Brooklyn. I always make the assertion that the most exciting thing about my neighborhood is the train station and I mean it.
I can travel throughout most boroughs within the city on $2.75. I consider that to be a semi steal yet low-key highway robbery considering how much subway fares have increased throughout the years. And raising the price of subway fare as opposed to lowering it never has any wiggle room.
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